50 ways to see Paris

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to see Paris

***image1***She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To see Paris
Fifty ways to see Paris

CHORUS:
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself to Pari
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself to Pari

She said it grieves me so
to see you in such pain
I wish there was somewhere you could go
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t you
Just sleep on the bus tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she booked me for the trip
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to see Paris
Fifty ways to see Paris

CHORUS